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BEERS - 10k

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Manor Harp Draught
Second Harbor Red Ale
Founding Father Castrum Lager

Wicked Blonde (Founding Father Seasonal Beer - Limited Release!)

Double Au Ra Dawn
Double Au Ra Dusk
Brewingway's Exciting Lunatic Purple Gaburple Smash
Silver Bullet

EATS - 10k

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Fire IV Honey Hots
Loaded Popoto Skins
Castrum Pretzel Bites
Clam Chowdah
Popoto Leek Soup
F'Daddy Burger
Famous Beer-Battered Fish n' Chips
Old Time Pizza
Shepherd's Pie

SPIRITS | COCKTAILS - 10k

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☘ VIP CREATIONS & STAFF SPECIALS ☘

Remember the Maine
Hecate's Floating Harp
Vesper Kiss

☘ HOUSE FAVES ☘

Fitzgerald's Whiskey
Ward Sixteen
Orange Line
Dragoon Drop
The GOAT
Raspberry Lime LAHEE Rickey
Dirty Water
Smokeshow
Murphy's Coffee

WINES - 10k

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Fortemps Estate Chevalier
M'Blanc
Boukis Hyperboreia

ABOUT MLAW

welcome to murphy's law, eorzea's premier irish pub!

"irish"
"i are ish"
"i am ishgard!"

irish is an ishgardian slang term of hometown pride, often used to describe pubs of the brume and other lower or working class neighborhoods.the workers who frequent these so-called "irish pubs," though typically overlooked or outright ignored by nobles and clergy, are a loud, proud and essential piece of ishgard's culture and economy.here at mlaw, like our friends from foundation's lower levels, we always assume everything that can go wrong will go wrong. it's a little rough around the edges in here, a little rowdy. ok, a lot of both!good thing we got the luck on our side...usually. ☘

sláinte!

(pronounced "slawn-cha" ~ another brume term, means "cheers/good health" in here!)

THE ANTI-SOCIAL CLUB

primal - excalibur - lavender beds - ward 25 - plot 6
fridays & saturdays (bi-weekly) @ 10pm-2am est

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END OF THE LINE

primal - exodus - lavender beds - ward 22 - plot 36
wednesdays & saturdays @ 8pm-1am est

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ORTHOS

crystal - diabolos - goblet - ward 17 - plot 49
wednesdays (bi-weekly) @ 9pm-12am est

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DEAD RABBITS NIGHTCLUB

crystal - goblin - shirogane - ward 28 - plot 58
saturdays @ 11pm-2am est

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INFRARED

primal - ultros - goblet - ward 18 - plot 4
thursdays @ 8pm-11pm est

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PINK MIQO

primal - behemoth - lavender beds - ward 5 - plot 36
tuesdays @ 9pm-1am est

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BEERS - 10k

Manor Harp Draught

the ICONIC stout! roasted malty sweetness with chocolate and coffee notes, 4.2% abv

Second Harbor Red Ale

aleport signature with a balanced mix of mild hops, roasted barley and light malt, 4.5% abv

Founding Father Castrum Lager

the CLASSIC garlean golden lager! sharp, clean, hoppy bitterness with notes of bread and caramel, 5% abv

Wicked Blonde

☘ Founding Father Seasonal Beer - LIMITED RELEASE! ☘

after months and months of waiting, f’daddy is finally bringing in the spring! warmer days are so close you can taste 'em, and what would taste better right now than a wicked cold, wicked malty golden blonde ale with light cereal notes and a touch of tangerine? NUTTIN’ HONEY! 4.7% abv

Double Au Ra Dawn

extra dry double apa (azim pale ale) with piney resin, bright floral and wild grass notes, 7.2% abv

Double Au Ra Dusk

hazy double apa (azim pale ale) with bold citrus, crisp hops and a fierce, brazen juiciness, 7.8% abv

Brewingway's Exciting Lunatic Purple Gaburple Smash

sour quadruple lpa (lunar pale ale) with sharp bites of purple carrot, blackberry and passion fruit, 11.6% abv

Silver Bullet

refreshingly light, mildly sweet and bitter, with a hint of sparkling mineral water...who are we kidding, this is a bullet, kid...if you're ordering this, you know what to expect, just drink it! 4.2% abv

SPIRITS | COCKTAILS - 10k

☘ VIP CREATIONS & STAFF SPECIALS ☘

Remember the Maine

this bad boy carries the bryn strand seal of approval. off to a rock solid start with jagd dalmascan rye whiskey and moraby bay sweet vermouth, made even better with a touch of beautiful branch absinthe and precious sapling cherry liqueur

Hecate's Floating Harp

this decadence right here was designed by lynn hecate. rich and creamy manor harp poured over two scoops of vanilla ice cream, with a drizzle of chocolate syrup to top it off. a wonderful sweet treat to enjoy any night!

Vesper Kiss

you don't need an aetheryte ticket to enjoy this sweet whiskey mix designed by MLAW bartender kit vesper! waker's mark vesper bay bourbon, lemon juice, maple syrup and club soda, garnished with rolanberries...this baby is the real reason thancred spent so much time at the waking sands!

☘ HOUSE FAVES ☘

Fitzgerald's Whiskey

neat, rocks, cocktails, shots - however ya like whiskey, can't go wrong with fitzgerald's, our signature spirit. tell us how you want it

Ward Sixteen

our hometown riff on the whiskey sour. get in the mix with fitzgerald's whiskey, lemon juice, orange juice and a splash of grenadine, classic, let's go

Orange Line

you can take this one all the way to the GAHDEN! orange-infused fitzgerald's, ginger beer, lime juice and bitters, with a mint and basil garnish

Dragoon Drop

we pour a half pint of manor harp, you drop (dive?) in a shot of fitzgerald's whiskey mixed with esty's original ishgard cream...then CHUG and try not to floortank!

The GOAT

the absolutely legendary ruby shore mai tai. cask-aged shirogane xanadu rum, EATC blood orange liqueur, lime juice and our house orgeat. fern named this one...shocking!

Raspberry Lime LAHEE Rickey

a shore staple. LAHEE rak'tika gin, fresh muddled raspberries, lime juice and club soda, topped with a lime wheel garnish. wicked refreshing and goes great with some chowdah

Dirty Water

oh my god kid do we ever LOVE THAT DIRTY WATER! a dirty, dirty martini with LAHEE gin, moraby bay dry vermouth and a double splash of olive brine

Smokeshow

kit's favorite! our smoky, sweet house margarita is a blend of cocorama hq tequila reposado, sloppy griffin mezcal, habanero-infused agave nectar and fresh-squeezed lime juice

Murphy's Coffee

can we make coffee better? can we ever! not only do we serve up our own signature medium roast, but say the word and we'll throw some fitzy's or some esty's in there for ya (or both)

WINES - 10k

Fortemps Estate Chevalier

cabernet sauvignon | big and bold with notes of blackcurrant, oak, dark chocolate, licorice and mint

M'Blanc

sauvignon blanc | bright lemon-forward citrus with notes of passion fruit, basil, stone fruit and minerals

Boukis Hyperboreia

sparkling shiraz | zesty, herbaceous and spicy with notes of forest floor, alpine botanicals, sweet berries, pepper and cinnamon

EATS - 10k

Fire IV Honey Hots

chicken wings tossed in our signature red-hot-sweet sauce, served with creamy blue cheese dip and crisp celery. tell us if you want hand-breaded tenders instead of bone-in

Loaded Popoto Skins

hand-cut russet popoto skins loaded up with fresh garlean cheddar, shredded bacon and scallions, served with sour cream

Castrum Pretzel Bites

chunks of hot baked pretzel dusted with sea salt and served with a castrum lager beer cheese sauce

Clam Chowdah

our take on a shore favorite. creamy CHOWDAH loaded with chopped clams and popotos, served with oyster crackers and a slice of soda bread. before you head out, grab a bowl to go and enjoy BY THE HAHBAH

Popoto Leek Soup

traditional creamy popoto soup chock full of leeks, topped with chives and fresh-cracked black pepper, served with a slice of soda bread

F'Daddy Burger

garlean cheddar, sizzlin' bacon, caramelized onions, lettuce, tomato, pickle and our house-made fitzgerald's bbq sauce. served with hand-cut pub style fries and cabbage slaw. maybe we should have called this one the GOAT

Famous Beer-Battered Fish n' Chips

we make our famous castrum lager beer batter fresh in house, daily. a massive fillet of beer-battered cod served with hand-cut pub style fries, cabbage slaw and house tartar sauce

Old Time Pizza

more than enough for one and perfect for two, our bar style pizzas come with your choice of toppings. ask for crispy or burnt edges

Shepherd's Pie

a traditional pub classic. our mix of seasoned lean ground beef, peas, corn and carrots, simmered in gravy, topped with whipped mashed popotoes and jack cheese, then baked to perfection

MLAW VIP

monthly - 5m
6 months - 25m (1 month free!)
lifetime - 50m

☘ VIP PERKS ☘

1 free 500K lucky scratch ticket

5 free drinks and 1 free meal for you and a guest each open night

very high stakes gamba (play 500K and 1M lucky scratch tickets; win up to 10M per play)

very important discord role and access to vip-only chat/voice channels

very exclusive table/bottle service in the mcgreevy room

very discounted bar buyout (1m instead of 3m)

shoutouts at the bar during openings

our deep appreciation for your support of murphy's law - sláinte!

☘ LIFETIME VIP BONUS PERK ☘

a permanent spot on the menu for a drink or food item of your own design

MLAW JUKEBOX

we got 500+ on-brand tracks on the jukebox right next to the dancefloor, and always adding more. when there's no dj on stage, throw the box on shuffle and get in the mix!

neonAbby
MLAW RESIDENT DJ

hihi! I’m neonAbby - i’m a dj, streamer and music producer from sacramento, california.i play just about anything! discovering and diving into new genres is a lifelong passion of mine.i love falling down the rabbit hole, learning and experiencing the world through it's music! culture and history is written by musicians!i typically can be found playing dnb, house, electropop, punk/rock, jrock/jpop, jazz and anything with a good beat!

☘ LUCKY SCRATCH ☘

try the game inspired by brume gamba - only at murphy's law!

the ticket cost is your "bet"tickets cost 10K, 50K, or 100K each500K and 1M tickets are also available, for VIPs only

the rules of play are simple:

wins pay out based on ticket cost: one match wins 2x, two matches wins 5x, and three matches wins 10x!

10k ticket: win up to 100k
50k ticket: win up to 500k
100k ticket: win up to 1m
500k ticket: win up to 5m (VIP only)
1m ticket: win up to 10m (VIP only)

wanna get a crack at high stakes tickets and support mlaw at the same time? check out our vip options:

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